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  • Kid Chaos

    I bet he’s blasting some good old-fashioned heavy metal (Metallica, Megadeth, Judas Priest…you know; the giants). 😜

    • Kaunisenkeli

      I had to vote you down for listing Metallica as a heavy metal band. How insulting!

  • So if Mary’s power of invisibility stretched to illusions, and Ali gained flight, what’s Pintsize going to get in this power-up world?

    • Humorous Phlegm

      shrinking other things, maybe?

      • MrSokar

        Maybe not having his maturity shrink along with his size.

  • Abel Undercity

    Pintsize? Right this way, past the “BEWARE: PLOT TWIST AHEAD” sign. Have a nice day!

  • ∫Clémens×ds

    Turns out Pintsize too developed his powers: he can now enter the quantum realm.
    This naturally gives him total control over Thomas the Tank Engine and armies of dog-sized ants.

  • Mechwarrior

    There is no Pintsize, only Zuul!

  • Daniel Vogelsong

    World’s smallest and best funded amateur garage band.
    If Pintsize is doing Beatles covers on the back of a beetle, I’m going to lose it.

    • SomeDude

      I would pre-order that album

  • Markus

    Kinda weird to consider that stating her name is more of a courtesy than anything. She could casually walk in if she wanted to.

    • spriteless

      It’s rude to break the front door!

    • Tsapki

      True, but it’s bad manners to ask for a favor from someone after you break their toys.

      • Tylikcat

        And it would give them an excellent reason to deduct it from her check.

  • 3-I

    I wonder if there was ever a point when Alison flinched from having a gun pointed at her.

  • ∫Clémens×ds

    Also, I wonder: if Alison is kinda struggling with money, what exactly explains the massive finances of Pintsize? In a post-supervillian world where the only use government could have of him is basically being a mercenary, I have a hard time believing he’s been able to finance a gigantic technological marvel of a Super Friends lair with wet work.

    • Joshthulhu

      I’d imagine that a good portion of the presumably large income generated by image rights, donations and potentially government funding has been invested in many, many ways. Once you’ve got a certain amount of money and a decent level of business savvy, it’s basically self-generating.

      • MrSing

        Thus, the saying “why don’t poor people just buy more money”.

      • 3-I

        Yeah, basically this. Reminder: We live in a horrible capitalist hellzone; people can make money off having money without ever doing anything.

        Also, we’re not necessarily in a post-supervillain world. Just a post-Patrick supervillain world. Folks like Cleaver are still out there trashing shit.

    • Hawthorne

      He saves money by shrinking down when he needs to eat or shower.

  • I can’t help but have my mind go to dirty places

    • Kid Chaos

      Take me with you! 😍

      • Sorry. I’m flattered, but i don’t swing that way, I think

  • MrSing

    Hector is preparing to play a sad song on the world’s smallest violin just in case Alison comes asking for money.

  • Jack Lostthenames Warren

    Pintsize started a ska band. I’m calling it.

  • JohnTomato

    Pintsize is depressed and playing the world’s smallest violin. Badly.

  • RobNiner

    I wish the gun turrets had gone “You’re welcome.”

    • Ian Osmond

      If Paladin had made them, they would have. Or maybe they’d be quoting the turrets from PORTAL… “No hard feelings…” “I don’t hate you…”

  • Maracaibo

    Like those guns would’ve done anything.

  • SomeDude

    Long-time-reader / First-time-commentator, [I’m-overly-shy-I’m-sorry!]:
    I just feel hugely duty-bound to mention how much of a (positive) impact this story has had on my self-confidence / sense-of-security as a young woman.Thank-you-deeply-much-for creating such a wonderful/spectacular/empowering work of art/literature, and for sharing it with all of us (silent or otherwise) readers.The world/internet/infinity-and-beyond is a very-much-better place for having SFP in it.

  • deebles

    Pintsize has taken up old school DJing and is dancing on a spinning LP.

    • 3-I

      Nah, on one of those microdisks everyone was sure was gonna replace CDs back before we realized that optical media was bullshit.

      It’s practically a laser disco.

  • Wikimancer

    I had this weird idea that he’s singing “Singin’ in the Rain”.

  • ∫Clémens×ds

    Next page:

    “Oh hey Alison. You can fly now I heard? Cool. Me, I found out two things: one, I can now not only shrink, but also grow, and two, I can apply it on any part of my body singled out. Guess what I’ve chosen.
    Oh, sorry, was that crass? I seem to have lost any shred of anxiety and self-doubt and with that, any regard for external validation. On that note, I kind of always resented you, and I might even go as far as calling your overal behavior toward me ‘bitchy’. Yep, I went there. Get the hell out of my house.”

    • MrSing

      Stop leaking the script dude.